<p><strong>Radhe <br />Hindi (Theatres & Zee Plex)<br />Director: Prabhu Deva<br />Cast: Salman Khan, Randeep Hooda and Disha Patani</strong></p>.<p>Radhe, your bulky police bhai, strikes faster than lightning. But Rana, the mafioso, steals his thunder.</p>.<p>Together, Salman Khan and Randeep Hooda let loose mayhem that is panoramic in scale. We bet a drone is the only option to survey the swathes of corpses the two leave behind.</p>.<p>Aerial creatures are not spared either. At one point, a helicopter flies in from nowhere and our man barges in like a trapeze artist to ground it with some bad CGI.</p>.<p>But violence is no deterrent for Disha clothes-horse Patani to peddle her wares. Well, she plays a model — licence enough to shimmy her way through the sham. Between studios and gyms, our Barbie falls for the 'Most Wanted Bhai'. Alas, he is on a Swachh Bharat mission to ‘clean up’ Mumbai.</p>.<p>Radhe is the rogue in the police department — 97 encounters and 23 transfers in 10 years, we are told. Do numbers really matter for a 55-year-old who shows up every Eid to defy physics?</p>.<p>This time around, the damage is heavy, though. Mercifully, director Prabhu Deva has confined the monotony to two hours. A half of it goes into seeti-maar songs for the fan base. The other half is spent on the 'Salman swag' — from the deadpanning to the pelvic drill to the shedding-of-shirt ritual to save humankind. </p>.<p>A special thanks to Jackie Shroff, Salman's horny boss, who offers some distraction from the bodies piling up on earth and falling from the sky. </p>.<p>Somewhere along the way, scantily dressed Disha does a seductive dance to bed Salman. But the man, with eyes wide open, snores away. That sumzzz up Radhe.</p>
<p><strong>Radhe <br />Hindi (Theatres & Zee Plex)<br />Director: Prabhu Deva<br />Cast: Salman Khan, Randeep Hooda and Disha Patani</strong></p>.<p>Radhe, your bulky police bhai, strikes faster than lightning. But Rana, the mafioso, steals his thunder.</p>.<p>Together, Salman Khan and Randeep Hooda let loose mayhem that is panoramic in scale. We bet a drone is the only option to survey the swathes of corpses the two leave behind.</p>.<p>Aerial creatures are not spared either. At one point, a helicopter flies in from nowhere and our man barges in like a trapeze artist to ground it with some bad CGI.</p>.<p>But violence is no deterrent for Disha clothes-horse Patani to peddle her wares. Well, she plays a model — licence enough to shimmy her way through the sham. Between studios and gyms, our Barbie falls for the 'Most Wanted Bhai'. Alas, he is on a Swachh Bharat mission to ‘clean up’ Mumbai.</p>.<p>Radhe is the rogue in the police department — 97 encounters and 23 transfers in 10 years, we are told. Do numbers really matter for a 55-year-old who shows up every Eid to defy physics?</p>.<p>This time around, the damage is heavy, though. Mercifully, director Prabhu Deva has confined the monotony to two hours. A half of it goes into seeti-maar songs for the fan base. The other half is spent on the 'Salman swag' — from the deadpanning to the pelvic drill to the shedding-of-shirt ritual to save humankind. </p>.<p>A special thanks to Jackie Shroff, Salman's horny boss, who offers some distraction from the bodies piling up on earth and falling from the sky. </p>.<p>Somewhere along the way, scantily dressed Disha does a seductive dance to bed Salman. But the man, with eyes wide open, snores away. That sumzzz up Radhe.</p>